valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

dominicandeathtrap:

sapphiretemplo:

soybby:

Who let they uncle out the house???

are these not the whites of bay area?

VOMITING

robemmy:

And why haven’t we arrested him yet?

robemmy:

And why haven’t we arrested him yet?

vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

unclefather:

thatsqualitystuff:

Prisoner zero has escaped

Free him

unclefather:

thatsqualitystuff:

Prisoner zero has escaped

Free him

unclemother:

IM SCREAMING

unclemother:

IM SCREAMING

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory
boy: i hate being poor
grandpa: were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time
deepthroatmom:

holycheesenrice:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

seriously? are you kidding me? 
That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

deepthroatmom:

holycheesenrice:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

seriously? are you kidding me? 

That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*