juilan:

Because a piece of gum told me to

1innea:

why are watermelons 26.99

1innea:

why are watermelons 26.99

jeremykaye:

Should’ve gone with the cloak of intelligence brah.

jeremykaye:

Should’ve gone with the cloak of intelligence brah.

zygoats:

dont look at my fucking boner when we fight


Lions Save Kidnapped Girl

Lions Save Kidnapped Girl

thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

magicmazzic:

If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

My motivation to do anything today explained in one picture