Because a piece of gum told me to
why are watermelons 26.99
Should’ve gone with the cloak of intelligence brah.
dont look at my fucking boner when we fight
employer: why should we hire you?
me: i got first place on Rainbow Road
employer: holy shit
If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.
*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free